[Intro] (You have two messages) (First message) [Verse 1] Turn up the thermostat It is only 50 damn degrees Everybody is so warm and I am so cold Say now can you believe that? She is got 17 tattoos And she sings about the blues and she is suburban Everybody is so obsessed with everybody else I did not know that so and so broke up I was busy paying bills I do not always think I am right, but I know I am wrong [Chorus] I am trying so hard to get through I am trying so hard to hear you There is so much static in the line That I can barely hear the truth Is it any wonder I am the fool? Is it a surprise to be uncool? It is no wonder, I am so disconnected (Second message) [Verse 2] So tell me why you got to laugh? I guess I must have missed the joke The over-caffeinated bullsh** is getting me tired I guess you know just where it is at You got to have the latest things Keep your friends impressed another minute longer I can only imagine how uncomfortable it is inside that skin Having to stretch and mold to society And trouble fitting in Do you always think you are right but you know you are wrong? [Chorus] [Verse 3] (The person you are trying to reach, Alecia Moore Has been temporarily disconnected) (Please hang up and try again later) (Unblock yourself if you wish to be connected) [Chorus] [x2] [Outro] (It is no wonder, it is no wonder)