Why was I the last to know That you weren't coming to my show? You coulda called me up to say "Good luck." You coulda called me back, you stupid f** Why was I the last to know? First date, we ate sushi and It went well, I was funny and You said I was a cutie That's the last thing I heard from you I left tickets at the door for you I had to tell my mom that there was no more room You didn't show, that was so uncool You coulda called me back So I guess this means that we're not friends anymore I heard it's me you're asking for I thought I'd see you at the show You said you'd go Why was I the last to know That you weren't coming to my show? You coulda called me up to say "Good luck." You coulda called me back, you stupid f** Why was I the last to know? Why was I the last to know? After the date, I wouldn't go home with you I wouldn't put my heels in the air for you You tried to get me to do things I just won't do Last I heard from you Here is how I guess the story goes You woulda came if I was a hoe f** for parts that's just not how I roll Move it on down the road So I guess we shouldn't be friends anymore Sick of hearin' that it's me you're askin' for 'Cause I thought I'd see you the show You said you'd go! Why was I the last to know That you weren't coming to my show? You coulda called me up to say "Good luck." You coulda called me back, you stupid f** Why was I the last to know? Why was I the last to know? You thought you knew me I guess you didn't You thought you had me I think you didn't You thought you knew me I guess you didn't Why was I the last to know That you weren't coming to my show? You coulda called me up to say "Good luck." You coulda called me back, you stupid f** Why was I the last to know? Why was I the last to know? Why was I the last to know?