Pink Guy - Dick Pays Rent lyrics

[SANTA'S BROTHER]: b**hes can't handle my sh**, They get really excited when they see my dick, My dick pays rent, and my dick pays quick, So I got a little story that'll rattle your tits, Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled, The doctors say I have a disease, But I find that really f**ing hard to believe, I hang dogs on trees so I can raise the ROOF, I turned around way too fast and knocked things off the shelf with my dick, Now it's really red and blue like lilo and stitch, Now it's really starting to itch, This beat drops like my balls at the age of twelve, My nipple shrivels up like a dehydrated elf, I shot an old man in the kneecaps x2 They call me moose knuckles, Because when I sit down, you can see my balls stick out like moose knuckles, I get diseases from the great s**, I'm coughing up blood so I'm gonna pa** the mic [Pink Guy]: b**hes can't handle my sh**, They get really excited when they see my dick, My dick pays rent, and my dick pays quick, So I got a little story that'll rattle your tits, They call me mr fancy pants, with these nasty rants, They wanna get a little mr magic man, They want a little fire from the land Japan, So I give a little hell for these f*ggots man, I shake things up like parkinson's on these f*ggots with cars and rims, Cuz we're having a blast, like Kim Jung on his last lung bombing America son, yeah, You can't k** me, cuz Chin Chin is my lord, f** that I aint about the peace, I'm really all about that vaginal crease, Cuz I'm done with you a**holes, you fail hard like you're missin a cla** tho, mother f**er I will k** you, mother f**er I will k** you, tags: this gangster rap is literally so gangster that a thousand cigars will make its way out of your urethra while other surrounding penises will wear fedoras and scream stereotypical 20's gangster phrases like yees ya see? ya see? then you realize you're tripping on acid and you never do d** again, but then again, what if we're normal when we DO take d**. The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on man kind.i want to f** a hornets nest hoping the swelling of tissue will increase the penis size and impress this girl i liked in kindergarden (that was last week)