Pink Guy - WEIRD MCDONALD'S RAP lyrics

I got a story that'll waggle your eyes I got a burger and a thingy of fries, I think we disguise Our lives when we speak, but we show it with what we eat We defeat eternal demons with heaps of internal sh**ty meat Ronald had a dream when he was s**ing his mom's titty He wanted to palm cities rockin his fall hoodie In this heat, nah man he ain't no clown He don't need another guardian to hold the f**ing place down Ronald, i never got to say thank you If you caught me at a KFC I never meant to hurt you I tore down a thousand burger kings for talking sh** Have em lost for words on some stephen hawking sh** This cancer's got these little kids biting lips If burgers k** then f** it im gonna die from it Ill f**ing die for you ronald i hope you understand Avoid beef and im taking your a** to pakistan See if ronald mcdonald would have to run a bottle shop Ronald would unload a couple shots on these f**ing cops See mcdonalds is the finest china quality That make your legs wobble a lava lamp holding socrates is Less post modern than ronald, cause in a thousand years You and I'll be gone but the patties keep flipping The chicken is still delicious the living expense is limitless So why the f** you eating salad b**h See back in 48 was when I heard of this magic place When the atom bomb crushed a small country in it's natural state Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate And reeled in any american chains with exceptional taste, but...