Phonte - Hoj Holiday Jam lyrics

[Intro: Phonte] Oh boy, what is that? Is that reindeer on my roof? Ahh yes, another year Another time to spread family cheer And as for you, my dear... Take this, you trifflin b*tch!! OH!! YES!! Once again, ladies and gentlemen! We back one mo' time, oh! It's the HOJ Christmas Jam But can I say Christmas? I don't wanna discriminate against any of our brothers of any other faiths So I just wanna make this a Happy Holiday Jam to each and every one of y'all, no matter where you're at This is for all the love, for all of my people out there, listen [Phonte] Yeah, check it, this is just for your info My favorite Christmas, I got me a Nintendo I used to play it when me and all my buddies Then ten weeks later, flunked out of social studies Uh-oh~! Momma took that sh** up out my room Did me like Spirit of Truth, "n***a, yo' a** is doomed You can't play that Contra, you can't play that Excitebike 'Til you go and get your motherf**ing grades right, aiiiight?!" But that was then and thangs done changed Nowadays I'm kinda old, it just don't feel the same Got two little boys.. and I be havin to buy them Spongebob Squarepants and all this kinda sh** that I know them n***az gon' tear up in a couple of days You remember when Power Pad came out, n***az used to cheat n***az played Track & Field and it always be that one n***a on your house He wouldn't stomp on it, he be on his knees, hands and knees Goddamn {*rapid banging*} banging that sh** like that, goddamn And then he had to jump the hurdles, he take his hand and be like {*rapid bu*ton pushing*} Boom! And then he {*rapid bu*ton pushing*} Boom! And then your mom be downstairs and sh** like, "ni**a, STOP ALL THAT GODDAMN NOISE! WHO'S fu*kING MAKING ALL THAT NOISE AND sh*t?!" And you remember, when they came out with the Power Glove and n***a try to play Mike Tyson Punchout with that sh** and got knocked the f** out by Gla** Joe cause that sh** ain't worked? You be tryin to throw left hooks and ya a** be gettin "WOO, WOO, WOOLAY-WOOOOO~! BOOM!" That was the Christmas I love, that was the Christmas I remember But I don't wanna say Christmas, I don't wanna just, yanahmsayin Level it down to Christmas, I wanna talk about all the other holidays I wanna talk about Hanukkah (Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay) Or with the C, y'know, Chanukah, to all my Jewish brothers and sisters We can talk abotu Kwanzaa (HARAMBEE~!) To all my African brothers and sisters Whatever you're celebrating, everybody, I just want you to have a safe holiday I just want you to know, yanhamsayin, coming in 2007 Little Brother will be coming back, we got that mixtape coming With my man Mick Boogie, we got that "And Justus for All" And then we got that Getback coming, yanahmsayin. we got that coming out in record stores And in stores right now we got that "Somebody to Love" We got that "Hall of Justus", both of them is in stores right now They make great stocking stuffers, you can get 'em in for a little bit You can get 'em if you want to if you ain't got 'em We just wanna send some holiday love, yanahmsayin You this joint make me feel like, n***a I feel like one of the Temptations on this sh** right now Yo I feel like, yanahmasayin, the spirit of Otis Williams moved to me I be singing "Silent Night" and sh**, yanahmsayin, let's go~! (Gonna hear those sleigh bells ring-a-ling, jing-jing-a-jing-a-ling too) So good, Otis (And it's that snowy weather for a sleigh ride together with you) I don't think they heard you, O, c'mon (Gonna hear those sleigh bells ring-a-ling, jing-jing-a-jing-a-ling too) Young Cee on the beat! (And it's that snowy weather for a sleigh ride together with you) Happy holidays, y'all (Merry Christmas... from Hall of Justus)