Phife Dawg - Funkorama lyrics

[Intro] We, hah! This is Funk Doctor Spock! As we look, at our clocks We gonna take you, on a ship to another journey To the Darkside Hah, we've conquered, new evidence, that there is life [Verse 1] My funk prognosis make my brains comatose One hundred percent funk runs blood straight through your nose I don't have to be Madonna, to make your eyes freeze Visine's for eyes when you smoke the thai weed For this, you need a journalist scientist Keep your eye in this, funk cosmical, far from logical I blow the spot up in any hood or boondox Make the bully of the block move and get new locks Now who kicks that phenomical astronomical? Uhh That's my nine in you, feelin nauseous? That's my rhyme in you I swing funk like numchuks my game's d**h That's cool when I blind fools like Kareem Abdul Hot like lava's fire, sometimes I get more higher than Cheech My funk speech make words wear sun visors I'm gettin down with the funk in your trunk Def Squad's in the house, with the *95* for all you punks [Hook] "Coming down the block man loud as f** You would swear Redman was inside the trunk [Verse 2] Ahhh, I'm just as high as three peeled up motherf**ers Def Squad's in the house, with the *95* for you s**ers Punks, y'all chumps, I blew the frame once twice I'm dumb nice, I bring my worst lyrics to a gunfight The top notch, nah f** that, that notch's topped I'm off the meter, I make computer's catch amnesia I'm swifter than roller blades on Icecapades I'm Fearless like Four plus I'm Kool like Aid My grammar, slam from here to York, Alabama I never pull my pants up, I'm nutty like Planters My style gets d**h like Row or Def like Jef Def like Jam or Squad, or d**h like Meth One two! Big up to my n***as on one deuce That co*ks snaps and busts back at the boys in *blue* Rrrrrah! With weed for you! Who says I can't burn sh** up just like Lisa Lopes? I cause the ruckus, my area is f**ed up You better off calling them Power Ranger motherf**ers Cause Redman will bomb just like Sadaam When I'm loose I'm worldwide like triple fat goose Heavily armed [Hook]