Petey Pablo - Me And My Bottle lyrics

[Intro: Petey Pablo talking] First of all I'm gonna start off by saying I am not an alcoholic I'm a drunk See, alcoholics gotta go to those goddamn meetings Every rock star there's a rock star Or they pill poppers Or they alcoholic anonymous But if ya' ? mine and mine and mine alone Maybe, maybe, ya' get were you're going [Verse 1: Petey Pablo] I had a older cousin Called him Uncle Milton Uncle Milton kept a milk jug of water in there But I found out later on, that wasn't water in there Yeah, Uncle Milton was a Moonshine running n***a And I was just a kid so I didn't know the difference I mean, I knew the water taste different when I used to sip it And go to sleep so long they had to check to see if Petey breathing One day they caught me sneaking Cause my breath smell bad and my clothes are reeking Cause I spilled it on my sleeve Cause I thought I heard the keys in the door jingling I got a a** beating See today they call it child abuse Back in them days it was so legal And then they did a crazy thing to Petey They took me in the kitchen Sat me down and gave me a whole liter Told me to drink it, made me drink it Me, a whole liter I took one big sip of that sh**, Ooh [Hook: Petey Pablo] Me and my bottle (Me and my bottle) Just me and my bottle (Just me and my bottle) See everybody got problems But folk's scared to talk about it (I ain't) I love my bottle Just me and my bottle Me and my bottle I love my bottle A lot of people got problems But they scared to talk about it (I ain't) Don't be alarmed if you see me talking, to my bottle [Verse 2: Petey Pablo] Now I'm a teen Doing these teen things Going to a kick out school I was pretty bad out here Hanging with the wrong crowd Drinking, wild out ? Thunderbird with grape kool-aid inside it Folks knew about it f** it, I ain't hiding No more a** whoopings Cause I ain't finnen' to wild out I ain't really wild out, until Friday Cause Friday, and that's when folks got they checks And they checks was getting cashed We was right there To catch that, snatch that After folks cashed they checks Yeah, I know we shouldn't done that I was a kid And kid did, what kid did I wasn't no different Than other folks kids I wasn't the only one that did it, sh** [Hook] [Verse 3: Petey Pablo] I drive better after I been sipping Use all my signals Especially if the police sitting I be cautious than a son a b**h Seat belt clicking Both hands on the steering wheel So serious No swerving, no hitting the curb Don't wanna talk, my radio going in there I'm sitting straight up like a nerd Destination ???? This stop sign ever turn orange I been sitting here for an hour and it still ain't turned But I dare not run it cause it's ? Ain't got but one more point and my license And my license is going, going, gone Sat there so long, I done sobered up some And I'm feeling real dumb Cause I realized what I'd done Sitting at a sign and waiting for it to turn So I take me a sip And keep on going [Hook]