You Know Math You know science You know astronomy And you laugh At the picture That you got from me Every morning you awake But today there's birthday cake It's for Alison Always for Alison You know France You know Paris Around the world and back You've got Clown You've got Lucious A couple of big-boned cats You're not technically alone But if someone rings the phone It's always for Alison Always for Alison You might think that I'm silly Some kind of foolish man I'll admit I've been crazy But at least I know I am Here we are so self-aware I'd rather look at your red hair And sing songs for Alison Always for Alison