Paul Austin Kelly - Opera Rap lyrics

Well, I like Rossini and I like Puccini And I like to listen while I'm eatin' linguini I like opera, man, and it's flippin' my switch Make my thumbs itch Make my bum twitch I like William Tell and Don Giovanni I think opera plots are really funny I think opera rules cause it makes me giggle My tonsils jiggle Chin hairs wiggle I found a stack of old opera records called LPs They don't look nothing like my CDs I try to stick'em in my Sony but they won't go Gotta get a turntable for my stereo I like listening to opera on Radio Three Every afternoon while I'm sipping my tea Tell that little man to come and sing it for me Il mio tesoro intanto Sing it Tonto! If you want to I like to see this one soprano with a heaving chest Tight little dress, hair a mess She's squealing something in Italian, anybody's guess Follie, follie! I'm so weird, I'm so weird, I'm so weird, I'm so... I'm so weird, I'm so weird, I'm so weird, I'm so... Now there's Pavarotti and Carreras and Domingo Are they tryin' to be another John, Paul, George and Ringo? When they're singing out at Wembley I get wobbly knees Women toss their knickers at'em when they sing high C's. Ridi, Pagliacco, sul tuo amore infranto... Well, Carmen's she's a fox but then there's Aida She's 16 tons! What the heck they feed her? Old Radames had better be a wealthy dude The way she's gobblin' up a mess of fine Italian food Am I telling all my friends about my high-brow habits? When you find a piece a heaven, well you??d better grab it! I got another dirty secret I hold onto tight I like watching Leslie Garrett on the box at night I'm so weird, I'm so weird, I'm so weird, I'm so... I'm so weird, I'm so weird, I'm so weird, I'm so... I'm so weird, I'm so weird, I'm so weird, I'm so...