I was in the hospital for a long time With a brain tumor and stuff But now that I'm better I'm gonna try a bunch of jobs I've wanted to do since I was a kid... I'll be a dancer and a drummer And a doctor and a pilot And a rapper and a runner And a rocker and a pirate And a grocer and a gamer And a gastroenterologist An actor and an acrobatic epidemiologist A soldier and a surfer And a s**y anthropologist A biker and a baker And a ninja archaeologist I'm havin' a ball And I'm filming it all ‘Cause I'm gonna have a TV show When I grow up When I grow up