Paul And Storm - The BarryTones' Musical Summary of the News of the Week lyrics

I'm Barry I'm Barry I'm Barry I'm Barry And we're here to sing about the news of the week (with Kristi Lee) On the East Coast on Sunday, a great big snowstorm hit The Olympics Games have started, but nobody gives a **** Michelle Kwan had to quit She injured her groin That's real fun to sing: "Michelle Kwan injured her groin" Hey there, Kristi, you're lookin' fine We interrupt the news to say that You've been on our mind We're watching on the webcam And we have to say You look particularly hot today If you weren't busy later We were kind of wondering If you would like to go out 'cause we know this great Italian place And we could have a good time Even if you say it's not a date And that you like us But you just want to be friends On Saturday there'll be a record-breaking Powerball On 24, the bad guys tried to gas up a mall Those wacky m**ms, pissed at cartoons Set more things ablaze And Dick Cheney shot a Texas lawyer Right in the face (Right in the face)