He has the weekend off and Monday is a holiday He drived for hours and hours to sit in a lawn chair By the bay Dave's Holiday Dave's Holiday, Dave Talking 'bout Dave's Holiday Dave's Holiday, Dave He's there with a can of beer, he got his work clothes on But he never moves Look out, I think he's kind of weird He's setting up a bugzapper barbecue Dave's Holiday Dave's Holiday, Dave Talking 'bout Dave's Holiday Dave's Holiday, Dave Has a dog without a name Dave has a dog But the dog doesn't have a name Dave has a dog But the dog doesnt have a name So we call it Dave Dave's dog Dave Oh, no, well he left his chair and he's coming up the lane Walking fast Don't look, don't smile, don't stare 'Cause he never stops talking and we never get past Dave's Holiday Dave's Holiday, Dave Talking 'bout Dave's Holiday Dave's Holiday, Dave He has the weekend off and Monday is a holiday He drives for hours and hours to sit in a lawn chair by the bay