Patty Larkin - Not Bad for a Broad lyrics

Well, I was minding my own business Singing songs in some old bar It was one of those gigs You don't talk about much But all of a sudden - there you are I was doing my best Taking requests Trying to keep the clientele from fighting When a man sitting down in a front row seat Turned around to look at me And he got excited Not Bad For A Broad Not Bad For A Broad Well she picks guitar Like no chick I ever saw Not Bad For A Broad Not Bad For A Broad Course she'd be much better If she were a guy, but Oh, my, my Not Bad For A Broad Well, I couldn't believe it Was I wrong, who could tell? Maybe he was talking 'bout a TV show Maybe Dolly Parton, maybe Babs Mandrell So I acted real subtle Leaning over towards the table Trying to hear what this was all about But I could have stayed put Would have heard just as good Even though the guy had his foot in his muth Not Bad For A Broad Well I could have been nice Sugar and spice Shirley Temple, heaven only knows Could have jumped up Done a little dance Clicked my heels and tapped my toes But instead I made a fist Wound it up Hit that guy smack dab on the head Wel he was feeling no pain And when the doctor came I walked away And this is what I said Not Bad For A Broad Not Bad For A Broad You get me mad And I'm bound to do a good job Not Bad For A Broad Not Bad For A Broad Well I would have hit you much harder If I were a guy But, oh my, my Not Bad For A Broad