Somewhere in the back of my memory Elbow and gla** collide The smell of burning shower curtains Today I'll stay on your good side I promise not to get too drunk I promise not to eat today I promise, just another pill or two And then I'll be okay Somewhere in the back of my memory Foot and mouth collide I know you think I could have done better I swear to God I tried I promise not to get too drunk I promise not to get f**ed up I promise, just another drink or two And that will be enough I promise I won't yell no more Or kick your brother to the floor I promise I won't make your mother cry Your promises were always lies You said if I ever ran away You would cry every day I know you're sorry