Oh Viet Nam's the kind of sham That Nixon gets his kicks on And capitol hill is the kind of pill That the peoples can get sicks on I'd like to screw Spiro Agnew With a dil*o made of bra** on The presidents flag is the kind of rag That a sane man wipes his a** on Yes white and black is the kind of hack That Wallace gets his kicks on For what I mean they should quarantine States below the Mason-Dixon And I'd like to pee on Robert E. Lee With his goddamn great black bra** on For the rebel flag is a filthy rag That a Yankee wipes his a** on