[Verse 1] This song is so heavy (It makes you want to headbu*t a mountain) This song is so heavy (It makes razor blades taste like candy) This song is so heavy (It makes you want to punch a tornado) This song is so heavy (This chorus is nothing but growling) [Chorus] Oooooohhhhhh oooooooohhhhh aaaaaaaahhhhhh (aaaaaaaahhhhhh) Oooooohhhhhh oooooooohhhhh aaaaaaaahhhhhh Oooooooohhhhh Oooooooohhhhh uuuuuh aaaaaaaahhhhhh (aaaaaaaahhhhhh) Oooooohhhhhh oooooooohhhhh [Verse 2] You scream high... I scream low (Doesn't this sound f**ing amazing) Those vocals were so heavy (It makes your grandma have a baby) Can you understand what I'm saying? (Cookie cookie... want a cookie!) This song is so heavy (It's actually kind of exhausting) [Chorus] Oooooohhhhhh oooooooohhhhh aaaaaaaahhhhhh aaaaahh Ooooooohoooooooohhhhh uuhhh aaaaaaaahhhhhh (aaaaaaaahhhhhh) Uuhhh aaaaaaaahhhhhh [Verse 3] "I'm playing this rhythm with my right arm while I'm Flexing my bicep on the other arm And then I give it a kiss because I love my guns And I don't think that you've had enough let's break it down A little bit softer now A little less brutal now A little bit softer now A little bit lower gain A little bit softer now A little less brutal now A little bit softer now A little less in your face A little bit louder now A little more brutal now A little bit louder now A little bit higher gain A little bit louder now A little more brutal now A little bit louder now A little more in your face Double ba** (in your face!) Double ba** (in your face!) Jog in place (jog in place) Jog in place (jog in place) Teabag the stage (teabag the stage) Teabag the stage! [Outro] This song was so heavy (My eyes and eardrums are now bleeding) This song was so heavy (It reached the point of nauseating) This song was so heavy (Somebody get me a barf bucket please) This song was so heavy (Dude, get him a bucket, he's about to... [BLAH!] uh) The end