Patfan - The Greatest (Douche) Ever lyrics

[Verse 1] Step into my crib, take in that awful smell You eatin' Mickey D's? I stick with Taco Bell Pa** me the Mountain Dew, because it's hot as hell Sweaty wifebeater, you know I rock it well OG Gamer and I'm here to prove it Screw you Fruit Ninjas, I think Candy Crush is stupid When I was growin' up, we didn't have the same toys Before y'all were born, I was playin' Game Boys (You mean the Advance?) Nah punk, I'm talkin' Pocket (I've never heard of that) Turn yo back and keep on walkin' You own a Gamecube? Ha! What are you, three? If you own an NES, then you can talk to me I've played 8-bit, I bet you have not See, I been gamin' long before you even had CoD (You should talk, dude) Why? (Do you have balls? Sounds like you're 13) No, I am an adult! That's why I'm a trash-talkin' rap god And your face is the place where I'll let my sack drop Invite your sorry a** to private chat just So I get the last word and then you'll get blocked First name Greatest, last name Ever Screw you Drake, you are so not clever Studio gamers tryna take my name But here's a birth certificate, check the date Seriously, mine came first [Hook] All you see is sky, all I see is ground Now that I'm at the top, I'm only looking down For every game I play, I win another round The people who have beat me are never found They told me, 'you won't make it ever' Now I'm sittin' on the throne as the greatest ever (Can I try to play?) Sure, whatever (Let me win for once!) But I still don't let her (You're a jerk) Sorry baby, gotta hold up that reputation [Verse 2] Check out the new sticks, customized Behold Excalibur and this is Wreckin' Time When I'm online, I always get recognized (You make video game raps?) Yep (Get a life!) Haters gonna hate when you are the game king Every single one's gonna raise up my KD I just gotta thank 'em (why?) Cuz they made me Like I was their Frankenstein, now they hate me We be runnin' this, this isn't your lobby I'm the reason why your bu*t is getting sore, buddy You think you're hot sh**? Better check the score, buddy You my clan tag at the top, 4-20 I'm a sk**ed freak, game-long k**streaks That's my name that you keep seein' on the k**feed Guilty as charged with winning XP through the roof, chimney Chimney, chimney Through the roof like a mothaf**in' chimney Chimney, like a chimney That doesn't make sense, but it's kinda catchy People tell me I should get outside Maybe pick up a sport, because I'm pasty-white You're a loser if that's how you spend your time And if you've got a tan, you should get a life I started with Machinima way back when But they didn't discover me, I found them And YouTube is the place that I made my name on Rockin' out on Xbox, screw PlayStation I'll start up a flame war to kick your a** Publicly humiliate you and get some laughs Even outside the game world, I'm livin' in cla** Just check out my whip, it's real efficient on gas Seriously though, 40 miles to the gallon 2013 Honda Civic, excellent car Oh, time for the chorus [Hook] All you see is sky, all I see is ground Now that I'm at the top, I'm only looking down For every game I play, I win another round The people who have beat me are never found They told me, 'you won't make it ever' Now I'm sittin' on the throne as the greatest ever Screw Call of Duty because Halo's better Even if I lose, I never rage quit, never