Patfan - Soldier 76 vs Reaper Rap Battle lyrics

[Intro] Alright Morrison, it's time to settle our differences... In a rap battle! None of that hip-hop garbage... gimme something that ROCKS! Oh yeah... I can work with this! Hey, Jack, no hard feelings when I slaughter you on this track! Ha, such a comedian [Soldier: 76] Before we get started I must apologize I'm not a hero anymore, so I'm not gonna be nice I'm a soldier, who put the world on his shoulders You're just a ghost who can't hold his composure I'm older, but I'm getting better with age Call this a eulogy, you're getting sent to your grave Old dog, new tricks, my bite's as bad as my bark I can't help kicking your a**, old habits die hard [Reaper] I've been to the grave, I've already come back But I'll be at your funeral, and I'll look good in black I'll be undertaking while you're overwatching Trust me, I'm not the only dead man walking I always got annoyed when you played boy scout Then you got destroyed, how's unemployment now? You were never a commander with an a** I would kiss Speaking of which, 76, put your sights on this [Soldier: 76] I'm not pointing fingers, I won't say who betrayed us But we've got a weak link, his name is Gabriel Reyes [Reaper] It's easy to make me a scapegoat for the blame While you're the head of Overwatch taking all of the praise On the Blackwatch, my job was the hardest You called yourself a hero while I'm hauling your garbage [Soldier: 76] I never pegged you as the whiny kind of guy What you gonna do, Gabe? Cry, cry, cry? [Chorus 1] In with the old, out with the new They don't make'em like they used to Kids these days got it easy Try as hard as they want, they're not gonna be me Justice and vengeance, in an epic standoff You might call us old news, but don't call me grandpa! [Reaper] Back in Switzerland, we both survived the blast All you had to show for it was a minor scratch [Soldier: 76] But these scars go deeper, you should see that, Reaper The only reason I was leader is because you were weaker [Reaper] I'll feast on your soul like a wholesome snack I have no moral code that will hold me back [Soldier: 76] I'm not with Overwatch, I don't roll like that Just goes to show, you don't know Jack [Reaper] d**h walks, with a couple of shotguns You'd better run when it blossoms [Soldier: 76] Spraying and praying, you ain't even aiming My Tactical Visor is activating I don't see Mercy, better find a nurse I know you're into black magic, but I'm your curse [Reaper] You're a washed-up has-been, better get practice Lookin' like a burnout with his letterman jacket [Chorus 2] In with the old, out with the new They don't make'em like they used to We've been fightin' since the Crisis I got a lot of war stories for my kids Rainin' shells, and Pulse Grenades Everybody better get to shelter Hasn't anyone told ya to respect your elders [Soldier: 76] You reap what you sow, check your ego And keep that mask on, you demon freakshow [Reaper] You're a walking clichè, I'm a sleek bandito Say "hasta la vista", mi amigo [Soldier: 76] I'm an army of one, punk, get off my lawn [Reaper] I'm on the graveyard shift, and I'll finish the job [Soldier: 76] Sorry, but it doesn't count if you finish it badly I'll keep you in line, who's your daddy? Oh... this is awkward... [Ana] Oh please, I've never laughed harder How could either one of you believe that Pharah was your daughter? [Reaper] So you're telling us now [Soldier: 76] That it can't be one of us? [Ana] I wouldn't tell you two, even if she was Between your petty insults, rhymes that are boring I can't believe for once that I'm the one snoring You have the gall to call yourself grown men? Ha! Just remember, mother knows best [Chorus 3] In with the old, out with the new They don't make'em like they used to Kids these days got it easy Try as hard as they want, they're not gonna be me Justice and vengeance, in an epic standoff You might call us old news, but don't call me grandma [Outro] An eye for an eye You can't bargain with d**h It's time to put this battle to rest He started it Augh, shut up Shhh....