Patent Pending - Cla**ic You (feat. Jaret Reddick) lyrics

I never thought that I would ever be that guy But now you got me falling back like Daylight Savings Time And now the nights are so long Like when you left me there stranded at the Green Day show You took off with a guy who looked like Billie Joe And that night was so long And now I walk this road alone And when I brought you sh** you just re-gifted it What's your mum gonna do with a DVD of Rush Hour 2 (no f**ing way) Ohhhhh, I never have a clue I never know what you're gonna put me through Destroy my world and leave me black and blue Break my bones in half along the path of all the sh** you do, that's cla**ic you You tied me to the bed post and took all my cash Got an appointment with the web-MD about this rash I don't understand You made the big mistake of leaving out your phone I saw that you were texting Corey when I wasn't home But I understand because he's such a handsome man (he's so hot right now) I lean in for a kiss You say you're over this And I'm still really pissed that you let your mum take Rush Hour 2 Ohhhhh, I never have a clue I never know what you're gonna put me through Destroy my world and leave me black and blue Break my bones in half along the path of all the sh** you do, that's cla**ic you You found a way to sabotage return of the Jedi Made a mockery of Texas taco fest I know everyone is capable of ruining something but girl you mess up everything the best It feels like deja vu but I know, that's cla**ic you Ohhhhh, I never have a clue I never know what you're gonna put me through Destroy my world and leave me black and blue Break my bones in half along the path of all the sh** you do, that's cla**ic you