Patches - Mike and Ikes Interlude lyrics

[Jay Songz] Hey wa**up man. You find everything OK today? [Patche$] Well yea actually. These Mike and Ike's, they used to be 6 ounces but now they're 5.5 ounces [Jay Songz] Aye man there's nothing I can do about that fam [Patche$] Well can I get a discount or something cause they're still the same price [Jay Songz] Man are you stupid? [Patche$] Alright alright alright hold on I'll be back So I've found a solution. I have two boxes now [Jay Songz] Ok and? [Patche$] Well you know. If you play with Patche$'s Mike and Ike's, Patche$ gets angry So here's what's going to happen (Gun sound) [DanDaMan] He's got a gun! Oh my gosh run! (Lady screaming) [Patche$] Everybody shut up! I need that .5 ounces Open the box now! [Jay Songz] Aye yo this man is really tripping [Patche$] I didn't ask you to say anything Now this is my scale that I usually weigh my c**aine on I need you to measure my .5 ounces That's only .48, I need my half an ounce [Jay Songz] Alright yo yo yo. Is this good? [Patche$] Now open the other box and put them in there [Jay Songz] Alright man that'll be a dollar and six cents Can I help you with anything else? [Patche$] It was nice doing business with you but there is one more thing [Jay Songz] Oh my gosh what do you want? [Patche$] Alright Pablo you can come out now [DanDaMan] Congratulations sir! You have just been hoyed! [Jay Songz] Hold up hold up hold up. What the (beep) you mean I just got hoyed? My (beep) I just got a (beep) gun pointed to my... Get that (beep) camera out my face. What the (beep) is this bull (beep) talking about I got (beep) hoyed. Get that (beep) (beep) I work at a (beep) Dollar Tree what the (beep). Aye yo Dollar Tree don't pay me enough for this (beep). And what the (beep) is a hoy?