Pat Stay - Pat Stay & Rone vs Marlo & Shuffle-T lyrics

[Organik] King of the dot put your money where the mouth is Halifax make some f**ing noise sh** Im gonna let the rappers introduce themselves. To my right [Pat Stay] Pat Stay, Nova Scotia [Rone] Pat Stays significant other. We'll leave it at that. We'll leave it at that [Organik] All the way from the UK, introduce yourselves boys [Shuffle-T] Shoutout Murdoc mysteries, it's Shuffle- T and Marlo Yo, yo,yo, no no no [Marlo] You know what, You know what, You know what Make some noise for them Again! Again! Lets go [Pat Stay] So ya'll are actors right Magic Mike? Tight I watched that sh** twice Last night Fight Club? Nice one I was wondering where I recognized you guys from Boy, what you know about a motherf**ing polite thug? Tight hugs, gang signs, I'm nice cuz I love you motherf**er [Rone] Yeah, he loves you motherf**er And that's how you say that sh** in sign cuz [Pat Stay] You are such a stand up dude you don't even lie cuz [Rone] You've been stand up dude so long you probably need your thighs rubbed [Pat Stay] I will make you keep your eyes closed Cover your head with a blindfold And lead you in the room with all your friends on your birthday Like, "Surprise cuz!" {Party whistle} [ROne] I don't know if ya'll better rappers or method actors To show off your f**ing memory, you said your verses And then you said them backwards [Pat Stay] You could play Michael Clarke Duncan and William Shatner in the same scene and no one would be able to tell the difference after [Rone] Tell them how f**ing forgiving they are [Pat Stay] This motherf**er is so forgiving He caught me getting brains back at his girls place Stole his watch he had since the third grade He got from his dead dad on his birthday Found his pet parrot decapitated with its head in the back of the birdcage He said he couldn't forgive me, because he wasn't mad in the first place [Rone] f**ing Shuffle-T is kind [Pat Stay] f**ing sweetheart [Rone] You ever talk to the kid You got a bad situation, well he got a positive spin And have you seen his golf swing? The way he locks in his wrist Kid loves musicals, knows every word to Oliver Twist And look at f**ing Marlo, my god is he trimmed His body looks like he got f**ing locked in a gym I mean your chemistry is like you're f**ing probably twins So i just hope to compliment you as well as you compliment him [Pat Stay] Marlo is kind Marlo is kind He saw my Facebook post about my missing wallet An hour later he returns it with an extra fifty dollars Then later I found mine in a different pocket Open the one he gave me and saw his ID with his picture on it [Rone] And a couple condoms, we thought those would come in handy [Pat Stay] Yeah right We tried them on, way to f**ing baggy [Rone] Bro, your dick has a pulse It grows like the Hulk [Pat Stay] Players [Rone] You buy plan B pills in bulk You're so sarcastic and witty I bet you f**ed half of the city [Pat Stay] Get off of the plane all the girls just started flashing their titties [Rone] They sensed your animal instincts and your pa**ion distinctly f**ing you're so comfortable with yourself, the way you were dancing to Britney They f**ing saw your manners, it's like you're f**ing back from the fifties And how your dick will still get hard after a gallon of whiskey [Pat Stay] All jokes aside, real talk, soon as we landed we went to a bar for a couple drinks, that's it You went to the bathroom and a stranger showed you his big fat dick True story So just when you think it's a joke and we just spit that sh** Now you know motherf**er, we really lived that sh** Gay Pride [Round 1: Marlo] You are a man You will always be a man Every woman on Earth will always look at you as a man Humongous, godlike winner I have so much respect for dudes your size You know what rhymes with "dudes your size"? "You have the cutest eyes" [Shuffle-T] You know what that means? You are mine [Marlo] Aye what's up Halifax? We're Shuffle-T and Marlo and we're about to bless this stage again [Shuffle-T] Cause we repeatedly travel back in time to this exact moment to try and get as great as them [Marlo] We know everything they are about to say Every step they take and when [Marlo] So you'd think by now we'd found a way [Shuffle-T] This is the 28:th attempt [Marlo] Now I'm scrawny, balding Ears damaged due to the tinnitus But these two magical dudes got me feeling happy with who I am, they are truly my stimulus With Pats lyrical ability, it's like the man's a student of litteratures And if I had just half the confidence Rone has I'd be Bradley Cooper in Limitless From your perfect oval face to your shoulder blades a whole display is disarming Rone Bay the prince? More like Rone Bay the prince Charming! [Shuffle-T] This guy gets confused for being a poser Not his fault he gives every human being a bo*er He's got those Orlando Bloom attributes, I can't keep my composure You got those looks of beauty sleep, you must have been in a coma [Marlo] You're the most attractive man in the universe, it's literally true [Shuffle-T] Camping test, men picture tent when he walks into the room [Marlo & Shuffle-T] Ray Charles said you're beautiful, Hellen Keller thinks that you're cute and Stevie Wonders wants to f** the living sh** out of you [Marlo] Pat, Pat is so unbelievably strong it's obscene Back home my washing machine got a problem, it leaks They deliver me a new one but I'm obviously shockingly weak Plus they dropped it off at my three story appartement in the bottom for me So I need a big, strong man built like an oxe or a Greek God on the scene to carry up three flights of stairs on the top of my street And I think you're the f**ing man for the job if you're free so holler at me [Shuffle-T] You f**ing smooth talker, moon walker Your comedy timing's the best That's why I wasn't perturbed when my girl had gone for the night in your bed I was happy as f** that you f**ed her Soon as you got inside of her legs And I won't ever, ever, ever let her wash her vagina again Pat sees a damaged orphanage, he has to make a new one He masturbates and you cum [Marlo] And Rone's been self confident Smooth talking slick little sailor from the jump He could sell water to a whale just for fun Making broker calls with Jordan Bellford nailing every one I convinced Eminem that Hailie was his son High payed seven figures in your funds Well I got four words for that you little hunk "Salesman of the month" [Shuffle-T] Pat, what I'm about to say is overdue You're physically amazing even your toes are huge, are those your shoes? God only grants that height to a chosen few You're the size of a house, maybe that;s why I feel so at home with you Not done And Rone is cute, especially when he's hugging his daugther Thats right, he's a decent guy not just a performer He's got that dad swag, well not that bad I'm up in his corner because he carries it off well, like a bucket of water [Marlo] And last year, yeah, last year, your compliments battle destroyed ours [Shuffle-T] We we're gone in a second [Marlo] We're not even in the same bracket [Shuffle-T] Don't belong in the sentence [Marlo] It's like finding a horror or western in the comedy section But when you said that our battle inspired yours... [Shuffle-T] Got an erection [Marlo] We're so honored that you went and put us on in the session Just to show our f**ing gratitude We got you a present Last year, did you guys even realize what they'd achieved together Man,what is it? 800k [Shuffle-T] Surely 900k [Marlo] Isn't it a million views given to our favorite people ever? [Shuffle-T] When they stepped on stage and swept away and gave to sweet surrender [Marlo] Pat with the backwards cap with the zany green propeller [Shuffle-T] Rone handing over to Pat one of Macy's knitted sweater in a shade of deep magenta [Marlo] These are the greatest people EVER [Shuffle-T] Get in a fight with Pat, he'll box heads like that famous scene in Seven [Marlo] Rone, your opponents always get pissed on like they were made to sleep with Bender [Shuffle-T] And Pat f**ing invented swag, there ain't no predecessor [Marlo] They got a strange love for roles they play in this game like Peter Sellers [Shuffle-T] No Pat, I will not have s** with you [Marlo] Said no lady breathing ever! [Shuffle-T] Guys, the compliments game has not been the same since you scraped the green together And payed to fly out one of your neighbouring nations secret treasures [Marlo] Make noise for Pat Stay and his major streams of cheddar Dark (k)night press tour, if only they could see the Ledger [Shuffle-T] Your compliments battle was Amazing, Genius, Clever Crazy, Decent, Pleasant They were sweet as splendor Now that day will be remembered [Shuffle-T] They looked at how our clash with Left and Jay could be developed [Marlo] Clay to be molded like Swayze in Ghost it was made to be embeddered [Shuffle-T] These beautiful humans saw room for improvement like when Drake released the record [Marlo] And turned up the f**ing s**y in a way that we could never [Shuffle-T] It's Lethal Weapon, Evil Dead There's no debating the sequel's better In that battle there were no losers So now we're getting out a pen [Marlo] Visual bad bar You both won/one so that;s why you score Eleven out of ten Time [Round 2: Pat Stay] Hi, how are you? Fine afternoon I bet you taste great, you drink pineapple juice? [Rone] Flirtatious Every time we bat an eyelash at you You smell like lilacs, you look like the Highlander too [Pat Stay] Handsome, cute, pretty yet somehow manly too Channing who? You give my grandmother panties soup [Rone] My grandma too! My dead grandma used to masturbate to you I know I said a lot of sh** in the past But my grandma's favorite is you! [Pat Stay] And his aunt and his uncle And his daughter just loves you Went to his father's for supper and he's like, "How's Marlo & Shuffle?" [Rone] The way my mom talks about him you thought they were a couple My little cousin kicked f**ing in the door and said how bad she wanted to f** you [Pat Stay] I mean God, you're such a humble guy You can f** any girl here country wide 100 times