Pat Mahoney - Drunk Girls lyrics

Drunk girls Drunk girls cause a couple of heart attacks Drunk girls Drunk girls are unusually mild Drunk boys Drunk boys keep in pace with the pedophiles Drunk girls Drunk girls are boringly wild Drunk girls Drunk girls get invitations from nations Drunk girls They got the patience of a million saints Drunk boys They steal, they steal from the cupboards Drunk girls Drunk girls like to file complaints Drunk girls Drunk girls are like a night of simplicity Drunk girls They need a lover who is smarter than me Drunk boys Drunk boys, we walk like pedestrians Drunk girls Drunk girls wait an hour to pee Drunk girls Drunk girls know that love is an astronaut Drunk girls It comes back, but it's never the same Drunk boys Drunk boys, drunk boys, drunk boys, drunk boys Drunk girls Drunk girls can be just as insane Oh oh oh I believe in waking up together So oh oh That means making eyes across the room Drunk girls Just cause I'm shallow doesn't mean that I'm heartless Drunk girls Just cause I'm heartless doesn't mean that I'm mean Drunk boys Sometimes love gives us too many options Drunk girls Just cause you're hungry doesn't mean that you're lean Drunk girls I've heard lies that could curdle your heartstrings Drunk girls A couple truths, maybe burn out your eyes Drunk boys Drunk boys leave their irons in the fireplace Drunk girls Cause drunk girls give them too many tries Drunk girls, drunk girls, drunk girls, drunk girls... Oh oh oh I believe in waking up together Oh oh oh I believe I'm waking up, but no promises Oh oh oh I believe in waiting out the weather Oh oh oh I believe in making up The day becomes the night Honestly, honestly, honestly Unless it hurts, why do it? Hey, hey, hey, hey! Oh