[Allen Iverson Snippet] I'm supposed to be the franchise player, and we're in here talking about practice. I mean, listen, we talkin' about practice. Not a game, not a game, not a game, we talkin' about practice [Intro] It's motherf**ing me Bam Bam sh** man Slap her a** like she scored 30 Ride dirty [Verse 1] Thirty thousand for the DNA swab, don't quit your day job You batty boys ain't even on my radar Order breasts of veal at Walt Frazier's Dog, my women come in all flavors, fold paper, Lord save us Complete a drug deal in a rental rented from AVIS Best believe my motherf**ing Timberlands pounding the pavement Dog, I lay with hoes, I smoke bu*ter the same color as Jalen Rose Stand on the balcony naked, just screaming, "f** it, I made it!" Every meal I eat steak to make a statement Patrick Bateman, thirty Mexicans in the basement, let's get it shaking The whole block's smelling like bacon My shorty keep it real, take a sh** out the car window Hide money in a Nintendo Got a degree in dental Cook like she down in the delta Wrestled the gator for the foot display River monsters, Dog the Bounty Hunter Open bally stuntin', this is Southern Cali summer, b**h [Verse 2] It be the novelist, bare-handed choke a hippopotamus I need to go to Drug-Dealing Anonymous Cheerio ship-flip like Rey Mysterio Me laid up with big money be the scenario Out the watch flew a canary, it's cuckoo Let my man who just came home throw a party where you poo-poo Uh, that is not a nice thought Get locked up in the afternoon, I make it out by Night Court Long as I don't see that world I got the lawyer on retainer like a teenage girl Eating chicken parmesean in the holding cell My feet up, hittin' my G-Pen, yeah, you know me well Quadruple-black coupe, smacks for if you act stupid No love here, motherf**ers, I clap Cupid, jump in the black Buick Then make a sharp right My mother wrist is so cut, look like a shark bite And when I play the guitar, I'm always on acid She said I look like David Justice when she see me floating in the Maxima It's me