Pardo Bell - Sitcoms (LIVE) lyrics

I'm Theo and u Roger I'm JJ and u John Gacy If u had a sitcom ur catchphrase'd be “Everyone hates me” Yo, if there's one thing I'm good at, it's overestimating my sk** set I could probably lift a car, but I ain't sought that thrill yet I'd have a perfect dunk if I tried it But I bet you'd cry like a b**h on the court when the backboard gla** gets in ur eye Everybody hates you But you not Chris Rock You tied your shoes with a criss cross No loopty loop or double knot Dumba** You people still sayin no h*mo and sh** Handin' me sh** with minimal hand contact Fall back Who taught y'all all that It's 2016 peep the sheen comin off my hoverboard Caught u in the eye and maybe ur blind But I got other things on my mind Like in 5 years we'll all be one with the motherboard Moving in hordes and thinking as one Living like bees but loaded with guns Obseletion complete in a week We're weak at the feet of the cyber elite And they're sending the tanks by the fleet in the streets And you're still the worst, man Damn I'm Theo and u Roger I'm JJ and u John Gacy If u had a sitcom ur catchphrase'd be “Everyone hates me”