There´s a few straight guys i know They wanna know who plays the women´s role I shake my head and say it´s not like that Some guys have the imagination of a doormat Our roles are not cast in stone We trade of getting boned Cause we´re versatile There´s a few straigth guys i´ve known There´s a few straigth guys i´ve blown They like women and make sure you don´t forget it But they´ve got a burning desire to get it They want to know how taking it feels Like pete townshend when he revealed He´s versatile There´s a few straigth guys i know Tired of the traditional roles There´s nothing like a good vibrator To jump start a bored masturbator Maybe dil*o would enrish their lives They could explain to their girlfriends and wives They´re versatile