Pansy Division - Curvature lyrics

I´ve got nothing against a man Whose dick is hard straight I´ll take it in my hand It sure feels great But there´s one thing That turns me on for sure And that is a man Whose dick has got curvature Curvature, curvature Something that can peek out at me around the Furniture Curvature, curvature Something that really gets me off is curvature When i get home with a guy And it´s getting late I can´t wait to gauge the angle of his tubesteak When i get around To opening his package The guy who´s bent like the st. louis arch Is gonna have an advantage