I don't like macho, put it away Doesn't appeal to me, straight or gay But I know a boy who catches my eye He don't act tough, why should he try? He's a fem in a black leather jacket He's a gem in a black leather jacket He's a gem in a black leather jacket And I wanna take him home with me With his long long hair and pouty lips Cute little bu*t and s**y hips The way he moves has me inspired He's the boy that I require He's a gem in a black leather jacket And I wanna take him home with me Fem fem, fem fem femmy He looks as good in a skirt as he does in jeans He is a most notorious queen (With) his personality I'm not impressed But I can't wait to get him undressed Chorus And I'm gonna take him home with me!