Pansy Division - Beercan Boy lyrics

Size don´t matter Well that´s usually true More important Is who it´s attached to But to find a larger tool Can sometimes be so thrilling It goes down smooth Definitely more filling It´s fat and wide I can barely get my hand around it Thick as a can of beer Waiting for my lips to surround it When i was young they´d complain That i had a big mouth But now it comes in handy When my beercan boy gets randy Beercan boy, my beercan boy Beercan boy, my beercan boy I want to get him off And feel his silky jizz I want to pop his top And see him spurt and fizz Look at the head on that brew! I´ll go down on it and nuzzle it But no swallowing allowed Even though i´d to guzzle it I´m afraid we´ll get into a quarrel Cause with one that big It´s tough to do anything more Than oral