Keep hope a lie No more lies Have shown less man Than that homeless man Who roams this land 'cos I've been known to slam? I pioneer in experiment like Dolly But try and clone this lamb You'll be blown to sand! It's not a hostage situation It's a loan, god-damn! I rock progressive styles Like a stone(d)rock band You''ve been caught off guard, man You need a soft start And an exceptionally tough card hand Your hands are cuffed hard And you feel your wrists swelling up You know it's H-I-P But you have trouble spelling HOP Boo! I do boo at taboos I'm not an out-of-control freight train I'm an in-control caboose Boo! You always said My devatating boo scares skins Even if I may look like one Who dares wins You seem a bit shook, my son I'd like to thank whoever took my gun The Natives say Paleface cook Bison I trust written word 'cos books lie none Authors often do 'cos it looks like fun I - I promise to try and waste less money Than that tasteless honey With the blue eye-shadow Depending on who I'd battled Maybe sound weaker or sound tougher Allow me to recapitulate They never found Hoffa Enough of bargaining Verify the Spellbound offer It's time to make the Silver Crown suffer (...) you used to bomb in some red In order to make the brown rougher Santo Domingo Lingo su canto A-SAP! pronto! You be Tonto and I'll play Lone Ranger's part The Child in the Manger starts To think that the stranger part Is this sudden change of heart I embellish this hellish pain Tearing veins apart They say my tongue's a narrow arrow And my edgy brain's a dart Pain's an artform And a Force to be reckoned with The glove wouldn't fit the First time Now, it's time for a Second fit