P.M. Dawn - If I Wuz U (acoustic version) lyrics

If I wuz you... So surreal.. so surreal So surreal that it can't be real I'm just so afraid of banana peels A wandering eye does not have s** appeal I'm 99 and a half light years away And they expect me to be ok They see me in some other light But who told them that I wasn't alright? Get with it said the Prince to the Be Doncha realize that they can't see That's cool.. I'm in a tranquil state But I can't see why they don't calculate Prince how come your eyes look blue? If only ya had my eyes to look through Mellowin out is what ya need to do Huh.. Only if I wuz you If I wuz you... I guess I'm supposed to go crazy is that what it is Tryin to pa** this quiz Mirror mirror what'cha got for me? Since I'm you and you're just so me I know they've lost themselves instead I know that destiny's face is red I can see my rainbow's real sweet But for that quick quiz I gotta crib sheet So what's the matter you? Why do ya look sad? Man this world doesn't look so bad What's the deal with the heal of a shoe Why's an ankle such a red kangaroo It all depends on the way I think A watcher's point of view don't'cha think There'd be a time where I wouldn't have a clue But only if I wuz you If I wuz you... Poor, poor aristocrat Shaken down by a p**ycat Thought he was a strong believer in the now He thought he was up so he got shook down Deja vu, even I myself That's why educated guesses I think might help But a flat out reading, I don't see how And things we gotta deal with right now Like the fact that my complexion may offend you Environment's protection may contend