Owen Pallett - Hey, Dad! lyrics

Hey, Dad! Been floating down the river To the place you retired to Away from the women who despise you I've been sad, 'cause all my friends resent me But I've got a plan for a miracle I'll sh** it out and put it on the table Dear Son Should I be a proud one? I saw what you said on the telly You made your mother sound so silly How is my offspring so pretentious But your art is lazy, trite and schlocky I should have signed you up for hockey