Strolled into a bar Said I'll rest myself for a while After all I was a little thirsty When I was sat beside and older guy Who had an eye of evil kind I know it was meant for me It took a while But then I knew the truth When I spilled my dry vermouth On his Whitesnake concert shirt I said please don't sell me out There's a madman chasing after me Please don't sell me out There's a madman chasing after me We carried through And we made it to another hour That be two this ain't so bad after all But once again I speak to soon It sure must be a full moon frowning It almost seems perpetual I met a man we didn't speak Sat there hours silent I don't speak any Espanola Jose don't speak at all Cuz he's a liquid man made of alcohol Or should I say Alcohola I said please don't sell me out There's a madman chasing after me Please don't sell me out There's a madman chasing after me Up bu*t naked underneath my car Outside the bar next morning But at least I wasn't driving Copper I don't see why You can't drive on the other side That's how they do it Over in England Funny guy was his quick reply But not before my DUI All because I was thirsty I said please don't sell me out There's a madman chasing after me Please don't sell me out There's a madman chasing after me