It's almost a perfect evening Almost, but not quite This lighting, the setting is perfect for petting Oh well, maybe some other night What a waste of our moon When there's no one to walk with When there's no one to talk with What a waste of our moon What a waste of our moon When there's no eyes to gaze in When there's no arms to laze in What a waste of our moon Silly old moon Why did you choose this spot to shine You should be gleaming Where lovers are dreaming So hurry on by You got the whole of the sky So hurry on by You got the whole of the sky What a waste of out moon Moonlight starts a boy thinking About dancing and drinking Oh what a terrible, terrible, terrible Waste of our moon