Sit back in your seats You are all in for a treat Everybody loves the Windmill Showgirls always captivating and always mutilating Never keep you waiting Come in from the cold If you're young or if you're old You will all be there at the Windmill We can laugh about this weather When we're together all our woes are gone Every show is entertaining There's no need to waste a single day If you're feeling low or if it's raining Then pop in for a matinee We have got the best musicians And the finest comic in the land You will laugh ‘till you cry And you do not have to wear a tie Ladies and gentlemen Welcome to the Windmill The Windmill theater made history It had its own little bit of history Right in the middle of a whole load of history I should know I was there but thirty years The great depression That's my stage name No seriously Its 1937 and our company is about to meet its fate In other words each other Curtain up Time for moving on The depression's going to be gone We can still be there at the Windmill Things [?] are looking brighter They'll be even brighter when the lights go on