Original Broadway Cast - Make Someone Happy lyrics

MARK Pan to the padlocked door. New Year's rocking eve. The breaking-back-into-the-building party... MIMI How long til next year? ROGER Three and half minutes... MIMI I'm Giving Up My Vices I'm Going Back - Back To School Eviction Or Not This Week's Been So Hot That Long As I've Got You I Know I'll Be Cool I Couldn't Crack The Love Code, Dear 'Til You Made The Lock On My Heart Explode It's Gonna Be A Happy New Year A Happy New Year MARK Coast Is Clear You're Supposed To Be Working That's For Midnight Where Are They? There Isn't Much Time MIMI Maybe They're Dressing I Mean What Does One Wear That's Apropos For A Party - That's Also A Crime MAUREEN Chips, Anyone? MARK You Can Take The Girl Out Of Hicksville But You Can't Take The Hickville Out Of The Girl MAUREEN My Riot Got You On TV I Deserve A Royalty MIMI Be nice You Two Or No God Awful Champagne MAUREEN Don't Mind If I Do No Luck? ROGER Bolted Plywood, Padlocked and Chained A Total Dead End MAUREEN Just Like My Ex-Girlfriend (on cell phone) Honey...? I Know You're There... Please Pick Up The Phone Are You Okay? It's Not Funny It's Not Fair! How Can I Atone? Are You Okay? I Lose Control But I Can Learn To Behave Give Me One More Chance Let Me Be Your Slave I'll Kiss Your Doc Martens Let Me Kiss Your Doc Martens Your Every Wish I Will Obey (Joanne enters) JOANNE That Might Be Okay Down Girl Heel... Stay I Did A Bit Of Research With My Friends At Legal Aid Technically, You're Squatters There's Hope But Just In Case MARK & JOANNE Rope! MARK We Can Hoist A Line-- JOANNE To The Fire Escape-- MARK And Tie Off At MARK & JOANNE That Bench! MAUREEN I Can't Take Them As Chums JOANNE Start Hoisting... Wench ROGER I Think I Should Be Laughing Yet I Forget Forget How To Begin I'm Feeling Something Inside And Yet I Still Can't Decide If I Should Hide Or Make A Wide Open Grin Last Week I Wanted Just To Disappear My Life Was Dust But Now It Just May Be A Happy New Year A Happy New Year (Collins enters with Angel) COLLINS Bond - James Bond ANGEL And p**y Galore - In Person MIMI p**y - You Came Prepared ANGEL I Was A Boy Scout Once And A Brownie 'Til Some Little Brat Got Scared COLLINS Aha! Moneypenny - My Martini! MIMI Will Bad Champagne Do? ROGER That's Shaken - Not Stirred COLLINS p**y - The Bolts ANGEL Just Say The Word! MIMI Two Minutes Left To Execute Our Plan COLLINS Where's Everyone Else? ROGER Playing Spiderman MARK Ironic Close Up: Tight On The Phone Machine's Red Light Once The Boho Boys Are Gone The Power Mysteriously Comes On