Opm - Heaven Is A Halfpipe (If I Die) lyrics

If I die before I wake At least in heaven I can skate 'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do jack Without the man up on my back Now heaven would be a DJ Spinning dub all night long And heaven would be just kickin' back With Jesus packing my bong And if you don't believe in Jesus and Mohammed or Buddha too And while the world is warring Just sit back and laugh at you singing... If I die before I wake At least in heaven I can skate 'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do jack Without the man up on my back Now most people think of heaven They see those pearly gates But I looked a little closer And there's a sign says "Do not skate" So if you wanna come to my heaven Well we're all gonna have a ball And everyone you know is welcome 'Cause we got no gates or walls singing... If I die before I wake At least in heaven I can skate 'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do sh** Without the man f**ing with it And then I got to the gate Pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate I'm sorry friend, you can't come in You got a list here that doesn't end You're mad 'cause I smoke dope You teaching any cla**es in how to cope? I'll find a place to rest my head I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead Like Christian Hosoi way back in '87 We'll be busting Christ airs until we get to heaven You think I really care that I missed biology Got my education in stale fishology With all your rules, you gots to chill I'm gonna twist out Mike McGill I'm gonna twist out 'cause I got the sk**s I'm gonna twist out 'cause I got the sk**s Got the sk**s, got the sk**s Heaven is a halfpipe... Heaven is a halfpipe... If I die before I wake At least in heaven I can skate 'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do jack Without the man up on my back If I die before I wake At least in heaven I can skate 'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do sh** Without the man f**ing with it (Repeat to fade)