OpenBSD - OpenVOX lyrics

Be Open Be Vocal Stay Open Stay Vocal (repeat) OpenBSD Twice a year, Me an' Theo Theorize over beer At the Ship and outhip all the misers And take strips out of liars. He sits me down and he tries to explain: He says "The badabadabingabanger bu*ton on the raidorama cuttin' On the systematicalifornication And a license application Is a fishybomination And a random allocation Got a copywritten melanoma Sasafrazzin' wireless device". OK stop. I get it. Some a**hole lied. And then he says, "The crashorama villaination Lawyerific p**nication threatifies The only honest hackerammerunderider In the cyber cider documation Universal anagrama-attic (I'm outta here) Cohabitationizizingation" OK stop. I get it. Some a**hole said he was "open" But he was only open for business. I get it. Where's my pencils? Bring me my mic! Be Open Be Vocal Stay Open Stay Vocal (repeat) Then he has another beer and Gets all, you know, pushy. Make Puffy k** pussies? And too much thinkin' and kitchen sinkin' The drawings or toons I should say, Where a fish can talk, be an agent A hit man or walk, and ride horses And forces my hand to make Puffy a spy Or a cowboy, or WHY a little girl, in a dream And fake Floyd as the theme? And squeeze in five concepts Every time, every song! And the geeks and Theo lose it If I draw the device wrong! "It's four little bu*tons not five Ty" And pretty soon I'll be losing my mind Cause it's a f@#!kin' cartoon! (beat boxin')