Open Mike Eagle - Dark Comedy Morning Show lyrics

[Verse 1] Dark comedy cold as the ocean Add a lol cause nobody seems to know when I'm joking For those who haven't heard of me I'm bad at sarcasm so I work in absurdity On that laugh to keep from crying tip Rap like Wyatt vs Chet in Weird Science Cause my genre's all hack Actions cliche, melodrama falls flat And everybody's getting fired I flew off the handle, and boy are my arms tired Rap songs like Patch Adams Shadyac thought of it as art 'til they laughed at it Rap songs like Steven Wright Monotone drone, people wonder if he breathing right [Hook] We got that dark dark comedy That dark d-dark dark dark d-dark comedy [Verse 2] Cause rappers ruin the punchline Like stand up club hecklers doing the punchline Cause I'll tweet on Sunday morning like a preacher at a church Because my true religion is the thirst It's like Burn After Reading The dark ugly truth that addicts learn at the meetings Sean already wrote about the modern man The only other option is the plight of the hologram It's dark comedy, I would've called it black If another dude calls me a racist, I'mma snap Cause Google knows what's in my cabinet And Facebook logs all of my favorite sandwiches And what they need the damn data for To an*lyze the sh** they'd need a whole 'nother labor force Cause I'm addicted to my celly And I gotta have some coffee in my belly, ya smell me [Verse 3] There's mad shootings on the news Unless it's in the Chi, cause blacks and mexicans can die I swear we live in John Lennon songs Matching track suit like dude in Royal Tenenbaums It's like the In Living Color cast We laugh and try not to wish d**h on the upper cla** I'd like to run up on the Koch Brothers And beat 'em with a garden hose made of old rubber Give 'em rock bottoms and a cold stone stunner Drop some cold bu*ter on 'em from the skyscraper Pistol whip 'em with the handle of a lightsaber Cut 'em with rice paper, chuckle like a wiseacre Instead think of something sarcastic, black My man Nocan knows what I'm laughing at My man Busdriver knows what I'm laughing at My man Milo knows what I'm laughing at