Onision - I'm So Hippie lyrics

They say I have to brush my teeth They say I have to comb my hair They say I have to be just like them But I don't care I'm so hippy... I'm so right I'm so liberal... Fear my hippy might Freedom of expression Peace is the only way Listen as I speak to you I have a lot to say The government is wrong All they speak is lies We're the monsters of the universe Our enemies are the same as our allies Hold up your sign March in a line We will defy We will defy Shout out your name Don't play Uncle Sam's game You think you are a patriot? War is so lame, now say it again --- I think we may have a problem Mr. President ------- Oh yeah, and what's that? --- Thousands of hippies are standing on your lawn ------- Then throw them in the slammer you moron! Uh oh slamma time Slamma slamma slamma time Uh oh, uh oh Slamma jamma time! We stand united as one The hippy march goes on As long as you're opposing us We will picket your lawn I sit in the gra**! I enjoy the breeze! I eat flowers for breakfast And I make out with trees! You're k**ing the planet rapidly We're ruining a fraction of 20% I'm a litter bug sharpshooter But k**ing is still wrong You're destroying mother nature Freedom and liberty are lies To shave your legs is a crime I'll slap anyone who tries We will protest your funerals We will make your babies cry We will unleash our hippy wrath Until your corporation withers and dies No more credit cards... No more mega marts... No more government... No more you