One who May Aspire (OMA) - All In A Day's Work lyrics

[Verse 1: One who May Aspire (OMA)] It all begins when they ask us statements in their applications; Explain your work and retail's worth in detail first email And then again if the person is female Er…um…see well… So now you've got an interview and it's in a few minutes then once you finish The piss test is next, and they know you can't resist and say “no” Because you've got to make dough from this large retailer When you can hardly help yourself What is our detailed work? Well what I see is men stocking sliced peaches, chicken broth And long grain rice all their lives as an option But I thought “It can't be bad” – until I hit the candy rack A big bag of Kit Kats, some tic-tacs and other various knick knacks And the smell of a**orted chocolates in boxes makes me much more than just sort of nauseous The aroma alone could put me in a coma; It k**s me like homicide And now the overnights want me to work overtime? You know what I told them right? [Hook: One who May Aspire (OMA)] I said “T-O” I don't need my OT See? No smiling like those seen on TV This job is not so easy And so before another long day as always Keep cool when you go back into work because You may have it bad but you don't have it worse than us So now what's your pay? I mean how was your day? [Verse 2: Darc Kreation] I've never been so embarra**ed in my life It's not right working hard I get no appreciation day or night I've got three different name tags with three different names I don't show up wearing a uniform I never dress the same Ask someone else, I've got to be myself personality I've kept Can't go more than five minutes without being asked for help What, you can't find it on your own? You probably don't need it, so go home, and leave me alone I'm practically forced to put on a smile, I wear a mask I give customers the wrong location if they make me mad I won't go check in the back, but I'll pretend I did And I'm getting real tired of picking up after your dirty kids And the worst part is, it's the adults that leave to mess Next time, ask the employee why he's stressed You won't believe it, but I guarantee it that this is the truth You feel real ashamed while he points his finger at you [Verse 3: One who May Aspire (OMA)] Row more stuff to the floor gently as a team Jerry to dairy but Darius, where is he? Missing on the scene He was on his break, Honest Abe but if he didn't finish zoning with his homies Then it's only because the bag of Bisquick is ripped and he had to fix it What'd he do with it? Well, if he didn't fall asleep taking his policy training He'd notify the appropriate a**ociate, but no, he hid Where there are no cameras Why? So he didn't get caught by the store managers And you know we get there when we get there, acting as if we did care Tonight I'll be working 3:30-8:00, but only God knows if I'll be early or late Since traffic is pretty thick – especially with this idiot I could smash his face - here I am, trying to act with haste, not average pace And now I'm out of pizza sticks So work picks, you worthless piece of sh** I need to quit It may seem like it's a small start But it's a hallmark in all our lives So I quit from…that place…