[intro] I'm not a rapper Sir Seth on the track [Verse 1: Sir Seth] I play on my xbox and chew some pop rocks But you won't see me buyin' Reeboks, Yeezys only fam I got nine Glocks I got some roses for my girl But don't be askin' me for any skurl Got my girls on skeet skeet Got my boys on speed dial Got my triggers in the trunk But we ain't gettin' drunk Poppin' some Advil and going to bed early Early bird gets the worm Went to the barber and got a perm But we ain't gonna spread germ I'm a boss in the club party rock Looking for your girl she on my pyjama Early bird gets the worm Wake up at six forty five and drive to seminary Speed and spend an hour learnin' bout the gospel But we ain't living like we hostel Marchin elephant marchin' down the street Humongous, giant, but they don't go skeet skeet Early bird gets the worm Get to cla** five minutes early Talk to Mrs. Bakker about getting burley She teaches us some physics And we buy some lit kicks See a blood walkin' down the street and I shoot him I don't appreciate gang violence But you know me I'm from the crip We the hood We the hood We the hood Early bird gets the worm x3 [Verse 2: eriiiiiicboiiiiii] He said to her, "I'd like a cheeseburger And I might like a milkshake as well" She said to him, "I can't give you either" He said, "Isn't this Burger Bell?" She said," Yes it is but we're closed now But we open tomorrow at 10" He said, " I am extremely hungry But I guess I can wait until then" 'Cause you're his cheeseburger His yummy cheeseburger He'll wait for yo-u, yeah He will wait for yo-u Oh, you are his cheeseburger His tasty cheeseburger He'll wait for yo-u Oh, he will wait for you He stayed at the drive-through till sunrise He may have dozed off once or twice When he spotted a billboard for Denny's Bacon and Eggs for half price How could he resist such an offer? He really needed something to munch Cheeseburger please do not get angry (Don't get angry) He'll eat and be back here for lunch 'Cause you're his cheeseburger His precious cheeseburger Be back for yo-u He'll be back for yo-u Woooooooo! [Verse 3: One Sock Jaque] Cheese burger? Boy u sure? Thats some poor Metaphor Mother fricker's pimpin Ball so hard im limpin She got fairy dust Say that girl's imp'in That was straight blasphemy I want you to pump gas for me But if i see you imma gun u Mother frickin enemy! (But hey, thats just me) Neighbour want beef Well imma hold a barbeque Neigbour light as leaves Well imma slice all of you They call me bad gangster Because I don't hang with you Drugs that i slang sir Beat your whole team in two Back on the subject of meat Im a big man who's gotta eat I went down to texas In my frickin lexus Now im rapping on this dope beat Eric and sir seth this feats When i walk down the street im a friendly neighbor But if you step to me imma end ya neighbor No clubs unless im golfing Im a bad boy i hit under par If a see another bad boy imma send'em far Just bought some yeezys fam you know how it is I listened to jay rod once now this is who it is Yes im a big boy Spittin like im big roy Your raps are funny What is this a big toy If you act coy Boy you'll get hit Im done playing games Im fed up with yo grit When i come on the track Your girls they be jealous I dont talk no smack But im not over zealous [Outro: Ben Smith] We're here at that park thing, but there doesn't seem to be any indians around This way! I like what they've done with this place, it's very nice