I saw the Louvre I saw the Notre Dame The Eifel Towers lame These people s**, these people are stuck up I'll treat them all the same The Russian leader, the people pleaser I can't believe the sight I saw He stuck his head out, he stuck his head out I saw his stained bald head go flashing by I saw the River Seine, the City of Versailles That Big Arch on the street We spent their franks, we ate their food and wine But here to save the day Here comes that limo, with Mr. Mikhail The Gorby doll is here today The crowd is raging, Mikhail is waving He made my day just watching him go by We traveled round this old Paris town In search of whateva To our dismay, such a fine display Of Gorby's head going by