One Album Wonders - The Way Of The Cheesy Crumpet lyrics

Follow the way of the cheesy crumpet, Thin on top, full of goodness, The crumpet is my leader, bakes itself for me, Sacrificing itself to stop me from starving. Praise the cheesy crumpet, thou hast triumphed over evil Praise the cheesy crumpet, thou hast triumphed over evil There was a man called Dave, He ate 3 a day, His hair went green, In spite of his belief Praise the cheesy crumpet, thou hast triumphed over evil Praise the cheesy crumpet, thou hast triumphed over evil