Old 97's - Coahuila lyrics

I turned my microwave on and I cooked my chicken ravioli The last ten years of my life I've been feeling kind of lonely I don't do love I don't do women named Hannah And I don't do red haired girls from Louisiana (Chorus): I'm suffering from a kind of indecision About what i'm gonna watch on television And I'll dream tonight I'm dancing in Coahuila With a little brown haired girl and her tequila My momma always seemed to sing the same song "You'll never meet no decent girls at Dallas honky tonks" What she says is true with that I must agree Cause any girl worth having wouldn't have a thing to do with me (Chorus) I'm sitting here just s**ing on my cavity, cavity Thinking of the things you used to say to me, tragedy (Chorus)