Oingo Boingo - Piggies (live) lyrics

Piggy met baby in a disco bar Baby said, what a cute little piggy you are When he took one look at her rocket tits He smiled real wide and said "Baby, you're it" Piggy said baby won't you come with me My little place is three steps away Piggy gonna take us both to paradise He said "Come on little baby, won't you please be nice" So Piggy and Baby sauntered into his crib Said, "here it is baby, this is where I live" Won't you take a load off, can I fix you a drink Baby turned real slowly and said, "Piggy you stink" Piggy said baby, do you have a smoke? Baby said no, she was tryin to quit Piggy was speechless for a couple of beats When his jaw dropped open and he said... "sh**" Now Piggy and Baby had some swingin times And though piggy was stupid Baby sure didn't mind Baby said, "lets go straight to the stars" And Piggy said "huh? .... whatever" Baby and Piggy took a walk in the park It seems that Piggy was in kind of a fix He owed seven bills to a couple of sharks Who were gettin kind of itchy in their finger-tips So they figured it was best to clear out for a while Piggy had lots of friends, or so he would boast And his little piggy habit was kind of out of control So they packed up his Lincoln, and head for the coast Baby started smokin again on the way Piggy's little habit was making him sweat So they stopped off in Vegas for a couple of days To scam some cash up and make a few bets They went and shacked up in a place on the strip Piggy made some calls and Baby got sick Baby turned to Piggy with a desparate plea "C'mon Piggy, you know what we need" But the problem, you see, was that they were broke as sh** So Piggy asked Baby if she'd turn a few tricks She argued at first, but she finally agreed With a couple of shiners, she hit the street Now Piggy felt good, and piggy felt mean And Piggy was high on his self esteem So he pulled out his piece, in front of a cop But the cop said "f** you" and Piggy got popped