Ogden Nash - No Doctor's Today, Thank You lyrics

They tell me that euphoria is the feeling of feeling wonderful well, today I feel euphorian Today I have the agility of a Greek god and the appetitite of a Victorian Yes, today I may even go forth without my galoshes Today I am a swashbuckler, would anybody like me to buckle any swashes? This is my euphorian day I will ring welkins and before anybody answers I will run away I will tame me a caribou And bedeck it with marabou I will pen me my memoirs Ah youth, youth! What euphorian days them was! I wasn't much of a hand for the boudoirs I was generally to be found where the food was Does anybody want any flotsam? I've gotsam Does anybody want any jetsam? I can getsam I can play chopsticks on the Wurlitzer I can speak Portuguese like a Berlitzer I can don or doff my shoes without tying or untying the laces because I am wearing moccasins And I practically know the difference between serums and antitoccasins Kind people, don't think me purse-proud, don't set me down as vainglorious I'm just a little euphorious