Ogden Nash - I Will Arise and Go Now lyrics

In far Tibet There lives a lama. He got no papa, Got no mama. He got no wife, He got no chillun. Got no use For penicillun. He got no soap, He got no opera. He don't know Irium From copra. He got no songs, He got no banter. He don't know Hope, He don't know Cantor. He got no teeth, He got no gums. Don't eat no Spam, Don't need no Tums. He love to nick him When he shave. He also got No hair to save. Got no distinction, No clear head. Don't call for Calvert, Drink milk instead. He use no lotions For allurance. He got no car And no insurance. No Alsop warnings, No Pearson rumor For this self-centered Non-consumer. Indeed, the Ignorant Have-Not Don't even know What he don't got. If you will mind The box-tops, comma, I think I'll go And join that lama.