(Dino) I'm chinky-eyed on the weekends gettin' Chong Couldn't even catch a wink in left my phone on Peeps try to reach but I've gone Quasar Off the grid texting, t-t-y later Oh man my head's pounding like a drum I need a gla** of water and an Excedrin Silly are the promises that we swore to keep While puking on the floor porcelain bowl to cheek Every other weekend's the same ol' thing Eat, drink, smoke, smash, hit the record bin Cause music's the constant in my being At 3 AM buggin' out to Fugazzi Eyes burning up all outta my skull While chatty Cathy over here's getting all philosophical Ain't trying to hear it, can't even understand ya Blah-blah-blah, ya-ahuh sounded kinda random (Chorus) Once upon a rhyme Back in the day when I was a teenager (Q-Tip sample) Don't you know I'm Loco (Cypress Hill sample) Here's a little something from back in the day, back back in the day (Jeff) Too high strung to sleep so I went for a drive Rolled up to the party bout 3-4-5 With a fresh cut beat up on my person I cut through the crowd like a plastic surgeon Found Dino crate digging behind the techniques Dressed to the nines like Dom Deluise I said what's up, whatcha doing in this dump? He slurred on his words said something about “fresh” Pa**ed him the track and he put it on blast Got the party moving like an avalanche Till this one dumba** fell over and collapsed Had to call 9-1-1 for an ambulance There's always one in the group If you don't know who, it's probably you Same old story, the sh** don't change One s**er dead, LA Times front page (Chorus) X1 (Jeff & Dino) Yo Dino! What's your name? Dino Yo Dino! What they call you? Dino Yo Dino! What's your rap name? Dino Well get on the mic and tell these f**ing people! (Dino) I'm a B-Bball Jonesing microphone fiend Don't shave for style but more cause I'm lazy I'm an Aquarius did I fail to mention And we don't bare water that's a misconception (Dino & Jeff) So Jeff, What's your name? Jeffrey So Jeffrey, what they call you? Jeff So Jeff, What's your rap name? Jeff Well get on the mic while there's still time left! (Jeff) I'm the first to the show and the first one to go And I be drama free, the last one to know And when the beat drops, ever apropos I'm up in the cut like a camel toe (Chorus) X2