Odd Couple - Bully lyrics

[Intro] Ah, yeah, yeah This is Louis Logic That n***a you don't see Cuz he got kicked out of cla** (The Odd Couple) And I brought my other knucklehead with me My man J.J. Brown On some bully sh** Bringin heat on the beats Stuffin nerdy n***as in lockers [Verse 1] Give me a beat and listen to me n***as'll see I'm like the oilman cause I deliver your heat I didn't say you were gay, it's just that you're sweet And catch vibes on the westside of christopher street It's no wonder you wish you were me I ain't some type of b**h, who when he takes a piss sits on the seat That's why all your chickens agree they rather kick it with me Cuz I suprise em every now and then with mystery meat (boh) Who's the clever kid who use his leverage as a rapstar to get into a Coochies second lips Lou's new collections is smooth and effortless Like 2 screwing, sweaty chicks with lubed apendages Whoever just is boos and nemesis Had rather move their settlement away in to a new development Cuz I'm not too intelligent to stoop to your level And you're so low down I'm shooting hoops wit the devil [Hook] In the school of hard knocks We're at the top of our cla**es sh** the bullies even kiss our a**es Whether or not my report card pa**es Cla**-clowns will tell you were the real smart-a**es We run sh** and punch kids In their plump tummies, somebody is always on the run from me The abott's got detention, jay's on suspension And myself, I got expelled for snatching n***as lunch money [Verse 2] Yo, I got sick inch for scotch about a fifth a shot Just as hot, as the burning in your sisters crouch Which is not why I never snick a snatch I rather flip the latch on the cabinet to you pops liquor stash Jay Love hit the hash like a coffee-shop spatula My fangs puncture a keg like a malt and hops dracula That's way I always sleep in the daylight, cause I creep in the late night Leaving victims leaking like drain pipes People saying it ain't right But I can't help that I'm so damn selfish I got my hands on a female fans pelvis like I'm some bad Elvis Who's from a parallel universe Giratin his hips to the dick carousel through the skirts You know a man you think is rude at first Give me some room to work And allow me to introduce the nerd to the dirt Cuz Lou's the worst type of jerk to dealing with He'll bruise you first physically then hurt your feelings b**h [Hook] In the school of hard knocks We're at the top of our cla**es sh** the bullies even kiss our a**es Whether or not, my report card pa**es Cla**-clowns will tell you were the real smart-a**es We run sh** and punch kids In their plump tummies somebody is always on the run from me The abott got detention, Jay's on suspension And myself, I got expelled for snatching n***as lunch money [Verse 3] I'm like Merlin in a sherlin when I sip a beer Or a wizard in winter gear who makes a guiness dissapear Quicker than a chicks brazier during foreplay Or drugdealers when the pigs are here to storm your hallway Performing all day with Jay and the abott Makin the magic that has addicts celebrating their habits I've got a cult following, of so many young adults swallowing So many jameson flasks that it give em adult tolerance I'm major in cla**es, on savorin a**es With greater than average curves like antique vases and gla**es And on the day the give me a masters I traded it faster than you can say vodka for a case of some ?? Some say that a rapper is worth as much as he drinks f** what he thinks that's why I fill myself with suds like a sink And to my reason ain't gon' get stock on the blink But that's just one of them things To give me something to discuss with my shrink [Hook] In the school of hard knocks We're at the top of our cla**es sh** the bullies even kiss our a**es Wether or not, my report card pa**es Cla**-clowns will tell you were the real smart-a**es We run sh** and punch kids In their plump tummies, somebody is always on the run from me Now The abott got detention, jay's on suspension And myself, I got expelled for snatching n***as lunch money [Verse 4] So who's that guy in the dunce cap sitting in the back of cla**? And when the teacher walks by he's smacking her a** Cutting in the school storeline snatching your cash Pushing the smart kids a** in the trash Motherf**er I'm the bully And I'm coming 'round the corner I warn ya and now I'm rainen punches down on ya Y'all better head for the office Tell them to get your mummy to come and get you Because your tummy is nauseous