NZO - Diablo lyrics

[Intro: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian] Ben Stiller: I'm half Jewish so- Sir Ben Kingsley: You are? I love Jews. We owned 40,000 of them Anjali Jay: Such lovely people Rami Malek: Here we go Sir Ben Kingsley: They were very happy. Always singing with candles Ben Stiller: Yeah, they really weren't happy Anjali Jay: Really? Ben Stiller: No, they left. They spent about 40 years in the desert trying to escape Anjali Jay: Oh Ben Stiller: Yeah, we have dinner once a year and talk about it. It's a big deal [Verse 1: Rolla J] Rap diablo, entering your nostril Not the face of Subway but I'm skating like Apollo All of, their breads are top notch including rye Gingerbread and kale chips the top things I live by Culinary Gucci, shampoo fruity Run up on some cowboys and I'm like Howdy-doody It's awkward not to knock and then talk to the President I do it anyway cause he says that I'm heaven-sent First rapper influenced by Macklemore millery My crib is known for having more gin than a distillery k** or be k**ed, I'm influenza ill Sittin' on the hospital bed sh** gets real All my life I've been treated as the best I used to make a buck, now I make a buck less Call me David cause I'm chiseled out of marble You're a piece of sh** and you came from a sharthole My rhymes are hitting hard and you know my beats'll be next Nose covered in coke, like snot in a Kleenex We next public enemies, leaders of a nation Turban while I game call it Sway station Stay-cation, stay high up in my penthouse Oxymoronic b**hes call that sh** a cat mouse I get in bar fights nearly almost bi-weekly Only cause I know that the cheddar's kinda cheesy Money ain't a thing no more I used to think that Bill Gates was rich, and now he's kinda poor Prepared all the time, stay fresh cause I'm ready Tearing up the biz call that sh** confetti Free all my people like Moses did to Pharaoh Egyptian girls want to s** me dry like bone marrow I'm on the top and all you s**ers in the middle f** a midget flight attendant call her steward little [Hook: Jew Ranch] The Devil walks within me (Started from String Street now we're here) The Devil walks around me (It's Half Jewish tickling your ear) The Devil walks within me (Ask me where my lyrics come from I think you know) The Devil's all around me (Cause I'm possessed by a rap Diablo) [Verse 2: Jew Ranch] I like to f** sh** up call me Ralph Nader Or call me Florida cause I can't keep track of all my paper I like Versace jeans with a little taper I spend my leisure time accumulating yaper I don't usually follow the government election But when I see Bernie I get an erection These raps are so addictive it's time for an intervention I'm not a woman born ya I'm f**ing C-section I'd do anything for God From k**ing to stealing to fighting yeah anything at all The other day God asked me "Yo Ranch what is love" I responded back "Dude love is f**ing in a prayer shawl" f** the academy, our lyrics blasphemy I jump off the balcony like I know falconry This is high tech rap go go gadgetry I live slow and steady like a (Clap clap) Manatee [Verse 2: NZO] NZO going in on this hella hot track Taking off my coat dropping fifties on her rack Got this giant a** world I'm a needle in the haystack My man Donald Trump got me angrier than Chiraq Roll up to the party with my dope a** crew Just me LP and a couple of Jews I tear up the road like I tear up her a** Pedal to the medal yeah I'm always going fast Slow down no, no the cops can't stop me Hit em with that one two jukes like Hockey Cruisin' down the ice call me Max Hopley Time is just seconds, yours are sloppy Profile picture no please don't crop me Got a Jewish lawyer now y'all can't copy Some say I'm the best, how could I not be? I'm a straight flush, ya just can't flop me [Hook: Jew Ranch] x2 The Devil walks within me (Started from String Street now we're here) The Devil walks around me (It's Half Jewish tickling your ear) The Devil walks within me (Ask me where my lyrics come from I think you know) The Devil's all around me (Cause I'm possessed by a rap Diablo)